yeah

"we’re goin’ off the raaails on a kinky traaaain"

"welcome to the dongle"

"the forget me stick is my penis"




themoonsavedme:

martinfreeman:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

flamiekitten:

why isn’t there a dreamworks theme park

imagine a “fly with toothless” rollercoaster

a madagascar safari

mr. peabody and sherman WABAC ride

the croods jungle log flume

shrek restaurant where you eat at his house by the swamp and all the waiters are shreks and they are all angry that you’re there

A Jack Frost ice aren- oh.

animatronic brainbots hiding in random corners staring and bowging at you

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Lost: Piroulines Tin of Markers

dani-kin:

thoughtful-raven:

So weekend before last, on Saturday (April 5th) at around 9 pm we went to Merry Annes on Neil Street in Champaign, IL. I had brought in my tin of markers to doodle with and as we were leaving I accidentally left them sitting on the table.

There were 36 Copic markers inside, a couple cheap mechanical pencils, two pink erasers, and two sepia tone Micron pens inside. I’ve called Merry Anne’s three times to be sure it wasn’t in lost and found and no dice. Someone has walked off with them.

I won’t lie, it was very valuable stuff totaling almost $200 in art supplies  and represented about 6 months worth of collecting, along with my birthday and Christmas present from my husband. 

If anyone has seen them, or knows someone who has, please send me an ask. I’d very much like to have them returned.

PLEASE reblog widely and help my friend find her markers!  No questions asked as long as we get them back!  




ooc

your-evil-overlord:

(( they extended the time, if you want onto FlightRising, you’ve got a little over an hour before they close registration. I’ve been playing it and it’s hella cute, 10/10 would recommend ))




All of ya’ll on Flight Rising should add me

username is “filthy” |D




kuueater:

Every time a character or RP blog uses the word “muse”, literally all I can think about is the sculptor from Jak and Daxter

image

mY MUSE

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make sure when you make a gifset for tumblr you filter the fuck out of it til it’s grainy and discolored those are the best





kitherin:

Brel: You should build a sheet fort and have sex in it!

Meghan: PFFFT!

Brel: Do it. It’s the sex fort now!

Meghan: LOL! Do u wanna make a sex fort?

Brel: OR RIDE VIBRATORS DOWN THE HALL?! 

Brel: I think some company is over due, I’ve started fapping to the pictures on the waaaaaall.

Meghan: LOL!

Brel: I’m gonna sing that for you!

Meghan: OMG please do!

You may thank gingerelfandpuppydwarf for this. Her fault.

Lyrics and vocals by kitherin




voldemortattacks:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

OH MY GOOOOOOOD

(via banal-adventures)




jackthevulture:

Tell me these movies are just dumb comedies.  Tell me Po is just a stupid Panda.  Tell me.  I will fight you.

Kung Fu Panda is about a character with legitimate low self esteem issues who is mocked and ridiculed by the people he looks up to.  No matter how hard he trains, he doesn’t believe in himself until he discoverers that there is no “secret ingredient” that will make him great, because HE is what makes himself great. 

Po: There is no secret ingredient. It’s just you.

(via worldbreakingcuties)




happymonsters:

[HappyMonsters.]

Spread the joy! =) Remember, you deserve to be happy!

(via roumrabbit)




"

Telling the oppressed that expressing their anger and hatred for their oppressors is okay is a huge step toward ending oppression, which is the real goal, not “ending hate” which is some abstract nonsense privileged people like to spout to try and pretend they’re not part of the problem because they don’t actively hate the oppressed.


"

-  smitethepatriarchy in this post. Just thought it was a really good articulation of something that gets repeated often without thought: the end goal isn’t really to “end hate.” It’s to eliminate oppressions. Hate is a feeling everyone has sooner or later, as is love — oppression is an extra obstacle the privileged group does not have to deal with/be burdened with (via feministdisney)

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The Megamind Metro City Tumblr RP Wiki is open for business!!

dark-blue-mondays:

In case you didn’t hear, we are working on a massive fandom project to catalog all the characters and players in Metro City Tumblr Role Play.  It is (drumroll please) the Metro City Tumblr Wiki!  And it is kicked off and ready to go!

We’re asking everyone to read the guidelines on the front page and if they feel comfortable, to make a page for their characters.   We’re doing this to help keep characters straight, match characters to muns, explain complex backstory, and generally make it easier to work together for the enjoyment of all Metro City role players!  

So please read the front page and add your characters, and please help us spread the news!







batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via beastlyart)




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