Dreamworks "Treasured Guest"

Sep 15

Sorry, I’m definitely not rage-quitting the fandom. But I am stepping back for a while. I absolutely have to draw the line on chest tightness, pain, and struggling to breathe at any mention of the problem in question. I’m not exactly a fan of not breathing.

If there’s fun fandom stuff I need to see or important personal posts of anything you guys want me to see too you’ll have to PM it to me directly here. And yes, I do want to see your personal posts, but I follow too many blogs and miss a lot of stuff, so it may look like I don’t care but I do ;;

And if you see me RPing on your-evil-overlord I’m probably not actually looking at his dash either, just the activity page to see when he gets another tag.

Sorry for making people worry, and thank you guys for your kindness. If you need anything else from me Vamp (justiceisanoncorrosivemetal) is probably the person to poke.

Sep 13

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“Sex is not a goddamn performance.
Sex should feel as natural as drinking water.
It should not require confidence.
Sex should happen, because the moment is ripe.
Ripening lips, ripening labia, ripening cock, ripening pupils, ripening state of being. Ripe and augmented and brimming. Your energy goes to your pumping heart, then to every external nerve, then to theirs, on fire.
You bask, roll, play in it. You sigh, moan, laugh.
It’s not about being “good in bed.”
It’s about being happy.
One should never worry if they’re doing it “correctly.” Sex is not factual. I don’t want your cookie-cutter sex, I don’t want your meticulously crafted, calculated, fool-proof fuck. I don’t want a show. I want you. Let your instincts, urges and whims define that. It’s enough.
What do most girls like? Forget about it. Statistics are meaningless when there’s only one. Hello, here’s me. Here’s you.
Don’t worry about taking it too slow. We got time. We got infinite rhythms, combinations, possibilities. Explore each fuck. Take our time. We can do a different one later.
Don’t worry about making me come. I’m here. Right where I want to be.
I am overwhelmed by wanting; you don’t have to convince me. I want you because I like you. So don’t put on a front. Don’t taint this.
I’m frustrated—it’s just authenticity I want.
It’s originality.
It’s passion.
It’s joy.
Don’t say that something I like is ugly. Don’t compare yourself to the rest. You will live and die with and within your experiences like everyone else. If someone thinks you are amazing, they are not wrong. Their universe is as real as any other; it is forged through perception.
I don’t care if you accidentally slammed my head into the wall, if you slipped out, if my arm cracked, if the delightful pressure of your wet lips on my anything made a silly sound. There is no right way and no wrong way.
“Good in bed,” what.
You’re good in my bed. I’m pleased you’re there. I feel it suits you.
Shove your technique. Let your memory swallow it. Fuck me like you’d fuck me, fuck me like you feel.
This isn’t a test.” — (via impactings)

(via kreaturette)

Megamind/Arrested Development Crossover!

nl-rummi:

Well, sort of.

I posted the Arrested Development clip the other day because (a) I felt like a laugh, and (b) it was one of my favorite jokes of the series.  Then I remembered that I had dubbed that scene (as well as another one) over a sequence of Megamind clips way back during the heyday of the LJ community.  (Because, you know, David Cross!)  I’d never posted it to the Comm because, originally, I’d submitted it for the next “Megamind Hell” vid, but now I feel the need to go looking for it to post it here!

It’s probably still on my old laptop.  If I can find it I’ll put it up!

I FAILED YOU ALL WITH MEGAMIND HELL I’M SORRY

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nixpunk:

my anaconda don’t want none unless you can get down to business and defeat the huns

(Source: nixpunkin, via missmartian23)

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Sep 12

IT’S LIKE YOUR PRIMARY FUNCTION IS STEALING THINGS AND COPYING OTHERS

HIL-AR-I-OUS.

“Spend your time on those who love you unconditionally. Don’t waste it on those that only love you when the conditions are right for them.” — Unknown (via psych-facts)

(via mysearchforself)

plushbuddies:

please read this important review if you haven’t

plushbuddies:

please read this important review if you haven’t

(via grumpy-bug)

lollipopatrice:

Bad Dragon is doing a Five Nights at Freddy’s sale with a promo color and everything for it

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this is the world we live in. this is how hard people want to yiff murderous child corpse filled pizza parlor animatronics.

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cyndermizuki:

thatfilthyanimal:

blueraysunshine:

dani-kin:

thatfilthyanimal:

I had a dream that the fandom was at another DashCon-ish thing except we were getting interrupted by my shitty driving and Vamp feeling ill and everyone trying to figure out how we were going to bake a… muffin pan full of frozen chicken tenders

emmalyn and abalidoth were still cute as shit

I agree 200%

They are cute as shit. 

Is it silly that I want us all to meet up again just to do stupid stuff like spend a weekend watching netflix?

TIME TO WATCH FOOD FIGHT

WAIT THATS ACTUALLY A THING!?

OH GOD YES

It’s a real thing!

Here watch Nostalgia Critic’s review. Bonus: He’s hot. I’M GOING TO SAY IT I’M SAYING IT YEAH FIGHT ME ON THIS. (JonTron has one too which is funny but he’s turned out to be a huge megadouche sooo yeah.)

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