The thrift store(s) run I did today was pretty eventful! I managed to get three never-used-brand-new pairs of pants (one of which makes my ass look fantastic and the other two being a bit long and needing some shortening… but still new and awesome!!), some backup work shoes, a belt, and some purple silky shorts for the upcoming hot-ass summer nights |3 Just for bedtime. I own others but they’re too big and getting holes and etc etc and it’s time to let them go.
I’m actually surprised at how good of a haul today was. @w@ Pants, man. PANTS.
The bi borg has gotten to my post. You can all eat shit with your whining about lesbians. That would be less disgusting than the blow jobs you’re giving on the regular anyway.
pro tip: bisexuals are not necessarily attracted to men!
pro tip: implying bisexuals are inherently promiscuous is biphobic!
Like…even if you don’t believe in biphobia/sapphobia in what context is dismissing women by saying they are having disgusting blowjobs all the time not grossly misogynistic?
O_O I so don’t understand some people.
Where have I been for all these blow jobs I give out?? I feel ripped off!
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Anonymous asked: If there was a drug that would give you lifelong spontaneous uncontrollable orgasms.... but the side effects included sudden all-around hair growth (think Cousin It body hair)... would you ever take it?
Actually no, and not because of the hair but because there is an actual thing like this that some people go through, where they’re hypersensitive and constantly orgasm from the tiniest things (sitting down, bumping something, etc etc) and its hella uncomfortable for them because its hard to function when you’re almost constantly having an orgasm around people and trying not to make it obvious. It sounds like a good thing, but they assure you its absolutely not.
Anonymous asked: If you became famous, would you ever give a load of money to dreamworks to DEMAND they make Megamind 2 (+ tv shows etc) also you'd be able to stand over them in high spiked boots while they come up with the sequel and provide input (basically like a personalised movie I guess xD)
Yes but I would also need a spiked name plate on my desk
you know, to keep it classy
I’m really quite upset by what I have to say..
Looks like unfortunately, no Dashcon for me :’(
i’ve done A LOT of thinking… and mulling it over…and thinking of ways I could maybe make this work but…I’m coming up short.
As much as I want to go, and FINALLY meet my Megamind fam face to face and hang out with all you fabulous peeps, I don’t think it will be a good idea to tell my job that I need 2 weekends in a row off in July (first dashcon and then a wedding) on top of the weekend in May that I need off for another wedding :’( (yea…seems like everyone is getting married this summer.)
I know they told me they’re cool about things I’ve already planned and will try to work with it since I planned them before I got a new job…I just don’t want to push my luck. And it just pains me to not be able to go…it really really does. I was so excited to go, and hang out, and finally really meet everyone and have great times… but I guess…I can’t.
Perhaps we can get together some other time?
Or Dashcon 2015??
I’m sorry to hear that, hun! Are you sure you can’t talk to your boss about it? You’d be giving them some serious advance notice here, so it would be worth a shot. <3
And assuming DashCon HAS a 2015, I don’t see why we couldn’t do it again xD
the-explosive-existence asked: Would you ever roll down a green hill and into a puddle at the bottom knowing it was a portal to Megamind's universe?
I’m sorry but BYE WORLD IT WAS FUN
Anonymous asked: If character from movie, games, etc. were real, would you ever try to have an orgy with all of your favorite characters?
WHY WOULD I NOT
missmartian23 asked: Would you ever watch Turbo 2?
I would sooner find a way to cut Dreamworks from the rest of the continent and just dump it into the fucking ocean away from us
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i hate when a character is obviously bisexual but they wont call it that
its like if I walked up to someone, complimented their shoes, and they were like “OH YOU MEAN MY FOOT HOLDERS”
no we have a word for that and you should probably say it