[MASHES KEYBOARD] …wait no that looks dumb [ERASES IT AND MASHES KEYBOARD AGAIN]
when did homosexuality become wrong i mean in ancient rome they just had giant orgies and nobody thought twice about it
yeah okay we talked about this in english and guys would have tons of gay sex bc they thought like guy on guy was the manliest thing you could do, like 1 dick? yeah thats cool but have you ever had sex with twO DICKS THATS MY SHIT MAN SO MASCULINE
Daxter getting pissed off for Jak happens quite a lot, but I never see anybody talk about this scene.
That is the face of the so-called “cowardly sidekick” wanting to seriously maim a person because they hurt his best friend, even though he doesn’t have the physical capacity to do so, if you don’t think Daxter is the most wonderful person and best friend don’t look at me please, don’t make eye contact I might bite.
Yo what about this part?
Look at Daxter’s fuckin face. LOOK AT HIS EYES. Jak just looks kind of mildly offended at worst but Daxter looks like he would rip Veger’s throat out with this bare teeth if it wasn’t for the ten-foot gap between them. This might be the one time where Daxter’s angry face is scarier than Jak’s.
And it’s AWESOME.
i have a high pain tolerance. why don’t i give you a hug and then if you need to breathe fire on me, you can, and that will be okay???? /squeezes you
But Dal is too sweet to breathe fires on ;u;
I will however accept hugs!
Megamind doesn’t take Minion seriously as a henchman and so Minion, in a huff, makes a bet that he can be a better villian than him. Megamind jokeingly agrees to be his henchman for a week.
The only problem is, is that Minion is so GOSH DARN polite that he actually DOES succeed much to Megamind’s astonishment.
Like Minion would walk into the bank of Metro and say, “Ok! Now, if none of you would mind, could you please stand in a straight line and hand over your wallets?”
And just because he was so nice about it, everyone does it!
He walks up to the teller, “Why hello Miss Hellen! How are the boys?”
And they exchange pleaseantries and he’s like “Ho hooo, well, I’d really hate to cut this short but I am running on a schedule…”
And the teller nods in understanding and opens the vaults for him.
The whole time Megamind is like “wtf?!”
even metro man lets Minion get away on account he’s just so nice!
And Megamind is like “why are you letting him get away?!?!”
And Metz’s like, “dude, he baked me cookies.” *munches*
Megamind, *having a melt down*
And at the end of the week, the city throws a “farewell” party for Minion who is like “well, it’s been fun and I learned an awful lot but I’m afraid villiany just isn’t my cup of tea.”
And the mayor gives him a little trophy, ‘Metro’s Best Bad Boy’ and Minion has to maintain his feels.
Meanwhile behind him Megamind has a semi-permanate purple handprint on his forehead from the amount of facepalm he’s done all week.
OH MY GOD YESS
im gonna diiieeeeeeeee
Animated Best Friends: Megamind and Minion
So yeah I’m really weepy and weird today and I can’t tell if I want hugs or if I want to breathe fire on humanity
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