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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS!!




officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

(via blueraysunshine)




music-man-writes-bad-lyrics:

hishap:

roxannescoffs:

followmetoyourdoom:

hishap:

mogget-yrael:

guiltyhipster:

mogget-yrael:

guiltyhipster:

A musical about the Megamind fandom featuring smash hits such as “Does he have nipples or not” and “Bernard is actually John Green” 

"Why is 1d in the tag agaaaaaaain?" "Fathers and Sons made us all cry" "blue dicks, blue tents"

"Dem pretty green eyes." 

"Damn It, Dreamworks (Where’s Our Sequel)"

"Join uuuuuuus (We Have Porn)"

And the sequel “We Have RP Blogs For Every Character. Expect Hal. He Can Go Fuck Himself”

"…with a spiked dildo"

And since you mentioned spikes, one of the song is called “Let There Be Spikes”.

Or maybe “Studs&Leather”. Wait, no, that’s a Lordi song. xD

Let There Be Spikes

Let there be spikes on bikes

Let there be spikes on tykes

Let there be spikes on other spikes

Let us wear spikes on skype

SPIKES SPIKES SPIIIIIIKES GUYS

It’s just that simple!

Now I’m more of a gold and sequins

Kind of guy,

But spikes,

Well

spikes are pretty fly!

(on a blue guy)

I really hope there are people at DWA that pay attention to us because holy shit




Megadoll Update—Last Call

tabbydragon:

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Alright, Fandom. I’ve gone through all the purchasing options with the new casting company, talked fees for custom colors, and everything is mostly set.

For the record, originally I was keeping this a bit behind the scenes because I didn’t want DW to get their undies in a bunch, but given that I’m making absolutely no money off of this, I don’t see how they’d have any grounds to undie-bunch anyway.

TL/DR: There are three more slots open for people who want a doll. I HAVE to have at least one more person to afford the order at all. $130 gets you a finished figure like in the photo above. Let me know ASAP if you want one!


The longer version:

It costs $1300 for an order of 10 doll casts (10 is their minimum). That means it costs $130 per doll. I am sanding off any seams, painting the face, making the eyes, stringing him, and shipping it to you without charging more, because I love you guys and I want this to be fun and as affordable as possible.

Here are the current folks I have who want one:
ladystormcrow
niente-dal
artchoface
kasamon
talani-silverwolf
joanhello2
and me.

Current total: 7 dolls.

That leaves 3 slots left if anyone wants one.

Here’s the wrinkle; I have to have at least one more person to afford placing the order at all. I can’t eat the cost of 3 extra dolls. I just don’t have the funds available. I can barely, if I squint at my bank account, squeak 2. So if you want a doll, please, please let me know! 

You guys who are on the list, I will be asking you for your mailing information and payment (if you haven’t given it to me yet) as soon as I get the last person. :)

(via justiceisanoncorrosivemetal)




I’m torn between “Alright fine we don’t need Dreamworks anyway we’ve got this HA WE’RE AWESOME SCREW EM” and “BUT WHAT ABOUT HIM ALL SEXY AND ANIMATEDDDDD… ;A;” like, on a constant basis.




missmartian23:

shippingreactions:

WHEN CHARACTERS WON’T ADMIT THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER EVEN THOUGH IT’S SO OBVIOUSimage

*raises hands to mouth* 

*takes deep breath*

JUST FUCK ALREADY!




murasakiyugata asked:
Um...you might wanna rethink that Ayn Rand quote. Based on what I know about you, I don't think it really reflects your moral philosophy.

Ehhh?

I took it as kind of like… You know when someone is like “omg you’re my everything and I can’t live without you my life would be meaningless” blah blah de blah? That crap is creepy. I hate it. I don’t think anyone should be considered to be the entire meaning of someone else’s existence. It probably means something else completely but that was what I took from it? o_o




zeroincorporated:

"It was only a dream…"

(via detective-phideaux-rex)







faitherinhicks:

AMAZING

(Source: corenthal)




missmartian23:

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The Megamind Fandom.

And then there’s that one person who mentions blue dicks.

AND THEN CHAOS.

This is so painfully accurate jfc




dampho:

i’d joke around with some close friends that i had this curse that would not allow me to be able to hold onto a friendship for more than a few years

can you guess what happened to them

I feel this post

I feel it so hard

(via missmartian23)




hishap:

music-man-writes-bad-lyrics:

missmartian23:

tabbydragon:

dani-kin:

thatfilthyanimal:

I’m still amazed that the Megamind fandom is like 99% adults

how does that even happen

like I see all these other fandoms full of teens with crazy ship wars and etc etc and what why how

we don’t have this

WE ARE SPOILED FOR LIFE AND EVER OTHER FANDOM HEREAFTER IS RUINED

No seriously this is a problem for me.   You’ve spoiled me.  All of you wonderful people you.

Thirding this. I’ve peeked into other fandoms here and there and it’s like…

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*hoards the Megamind fandom*

My preciouses….

a haiku for the fandom

I love this fandom

nipples nipples nipples nips

dicks dicks dicks dicks dicks

^That pretty much sums up the fandom.

(via dani-kin)





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Do not give lion cuts to your cats!! That’s extremely distressing for them! If you don’t want a cat with long fur JUST DON’T BUY A LONGHAIR CAT! It won’t “overheat” from the fucking “heat”— I live in Florida okay DON’T SHAVE YOUR CATS THERE IS NO POINT THEY ARE FINE. If your cat is matted and you have to cut those out, make sure you regularly brush your cat because it can’t brush ITSELF you actual fucking douchenozzle




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