Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
| Body: |
Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
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| Me: |
Please, god, no--
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| Ovaries: |
ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
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| Brain: |
I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
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| Me: |
Please, guys, calm down--
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| Face: |
TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
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| Brain: |
And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
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| Torso: |
Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
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| Me: |
STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
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| Stomach: |
lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
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| Me: |
I hate you all
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| Brain: |
I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
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| Face: |
Lol, i'm not done yet.
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| Uterus: |
what did i ever do to deserve this?
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| Brain: |
you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
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| Uterus: |
You mother fuckers.
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| Torso: |
CONTRACT!
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| Me: |
I quit being female, I am now a llama.
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| Brain: |
Me gusta. |
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