Posts tagged "lol"

anogoodrabblerouser:

jbirrrd:

you-are-another-me:

Castoreum is the ooze from the castor sacs of beavers that comes out along with their urine—and it’s used as “natural” raspberry flavor in tons of mainstream products.

But you won’t see this one on the food label—the FDA has determined that it can be listed as “natural flavoring” to hide the truth.

It’s natural all right—naturally icky!

The thing about stuff like this is… Who was the dude that first decided to eat this and was like “Mmm! Raspberries! Lets put it in everything.”

Right? Why would having raspberry flavored candy be so important that you’d be willing to eat beaver ass juice?

I’m cracking up because “raspberry” is my favorite flavor. Oh well.

“Natural flavoring” can also be things like wheat, which is poison for people with a gluten allergy. The FDA doesn’t really regulate these things like they should. :/ So I can’t say I’m shocked.

(via mysticspectrum)




grrrrriff:

nickholmes:

This may be the filthiest thing I have ever seen. 

Oh.. Oh my god. Want

(via toshihakari)




darktwinteeko:

perciwhale:

novain913:

llamas101:

hawkawaii:

whenyouwereherebefore:

Early concepts for Iron Man 3 title sequences // Suit Porn
— Iron Man doing a striptease in his removable suit (x)

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I’m really surprised RDJ didn’t insist on this

Wow if this had happened, the theater would have gone nuts lol

oh my god id totally watched the movie just for this dskjhfsksdf

SHAKE THEM HIPS TONY

(via grindylowekfp)




wordsofamadman:

Seriously, guys. This makes the eighth time I’ve seen Megamind and I am showing no signs of ever getting sick of this movie. EVERYTHING LOVE.

One of ussss













justwantogethere:

There needs to be discussions not just on guns but mental health. And the fact that we as a society don’t want to talk about these things.

(via arachnis-deathicus)




(Source: alecandy)








jordan-haruka:

merryblangstmas:

Some Nights Tumblr Version.

Based off this post.

Lyrics:

Some nights, I stay up staring at my laptop

Some nights, I don’t sleep at all

Some nights, I ‘m glad that my dash is never ending

Some nights, I wish I could log off

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know anymore…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa oh oh

This is it, these are ship wars

What are we fighting for?

Why don’t we read fanfic already?

I was never one to sleep at night - save that for those who have a life

Post twice as much and get half as many likes, but here feels come again

To stay for a while

But that’s alright; I blog from in my bed tonight

I blog because I’m wonderin’ just who I, who I, who I am

Oh, who am I? mmm… I have no life

Well, some nights, I wish that my dash would end

‘Cause I could use some friends for a change

And some nights, I’m scared I’ll hit post limit again

Some nights, I always hit, I always hit…

But I still stay up, I still read your posts

Oh Lord, I’m still not sure why I’m awake at four

What do I scroll for? What do I scroll for?

Most nights, I don’t know… 

So this is it? I sold my soul for this?

Left my social life for this? Or do I have no friends because of this?

(/awkward pause where I didn’t know what to write/)

So log on.

Log on.

Log on,

OH LOG ON!

Well, that is it guys, that is all, scroll twelve pages down and I’m bored again
Ten years of this, and only bloggers understand 
I’m not sticking ‘round with my folks downstairs; Sorry to leave, mom, I had ship pairs
I’m going to be forever alone, all dried up from my laptop brightness

My heart is breaking for my OTP and the con that they call “love”
‘Cuz when they look into each other’s eyes…
Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
Some terrible writers…ahhh…

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

Oh whoa, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh oh

The other night, you wouldn’t believe the fic I just read about my OTP

I wish it would update already

I wish you’d tag all of your stuff, man.

Why won’t you tag all of your stuff, man? oh…

I’m never logging off

Why would I ever log off Tumblr… oh …

Oh, oh whoa, oh whoa, oh.

image

THIS IS THE TUMBLR ANTHEM

IF YOU DO NOT REBLOG THIS YOU MIGHT AS WELL LOG OFF AND OR SHUT DOWN YOUR BLOG BECAUSE ALL OF TUMBLR HAS REJECTED YOU.

(via justiceisanoncorrosivemetal)




tk-the-tiger:

If the first trailer didn’t win your heart, this one should!~ Chris Sanders to deliver again!




too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

(via mysearchforself)




freakyhorsewantstobefriends:

pretty much if you do a decent cosplay of any of my favorite characters i will guarantee you one good fuck regardless of your gender

the costume stays on




santasta:

deadhookerbodyslam:

killer-stella:

jack sure gets around a lot

what a frostitute

he’s offering icies to everyone

(Source: killerstella, via auwa)




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